I just like this show, man. It’s a good show. I don’t re-watch it, though. No, sir… Now, let’s get into this review, you stupid fat cows! HA HA!

Firstly, I can’t stress enough how much Kitchen Nightmares isn’t like Ip Man. Mainly because unlike Ip Man, this show is enjoyable (Ip Man is basically an assault on your humanity).

Secondly, Gordon Ramsay… is really cool! (High fives!) He takes these restaurants in the U.K. and these restaurants in the U.S.A., which are kind of deplorable (like Ip Man, actually), and tries to turn them around. Sometimes there are even follow-up’s to previous episodes. And they’re not all success stories! OH NO! Not at all.

Thirdly, blah blah blah blah

In closing, I found Ip Man and all of its subsequent horror show sequels/prequels to be God’s filmified damnation upon human-kind and all that is good and sacred on this Earth. ‘Cause it’s terrrrible! Holy shit have you seen this garbage can of a movie? Can I even call it a movie? Is that profanity? Jesus Christ.

It’s online and stuff! Go watch it!

A billion OMG’s and one singular LOL

Love,

Adam

Adam busts in through the door, “I’m fucking back!”

The imaginary people in the room look around at one another, confused.

Thinking surely, fucking surely they didn’t hear him, he repeats himself: “I’m fucking back!”

He’s panting now. The adrenaline of fucking pure awesome throbbing through his veins. Into his feet and shit, man. It’s wild.

After some silence, one says: “You were gone?”

If Adam were a balloon he would be deflated. FFffffffffzz zzz zz… zzz.

“No. No, I guess I wasn’t,” Adam manages to say despite the growing lump in his throat. The tears welling up in his eyes make it difficult to find the door and leave.

I

AM

FUCKING

BACK

The stock exchange is really pissing me off. Fucking douchebags need to grow the fuck up and stop FREAKING the fuck out. FUCK. LEARN TO HANDLE YOUR FAKE MONEY FUCKBAG.

Sincerely,

Adam

Hurricane Ike did this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKwMiExUKXg

Aside from that, this OMGreporterLOL was without power for several painful hours. All I could do was wonder at what the outside world was doing; what new technology was being discovered and fostered without my assistance and knowledge? what new race of sea-dwelling intelligent creatures had been found on our planetary cousin, Mars? Alas, this OMGreporterLOL was in the dark — literally and figuratively.

Just as all hope was beginning to fade, just as I could make out the faint silhouette of a pale horse and its grim master beckoning me to the Great Beyond, power returned! The faint glow of my bedside lamp lured me back to my bed, where I vigorously masturbated to my collection of hand-drawn “Jody” pictures. Welcome to the jungle.

Sincerely,

Adam

Does anyone not realize that the iphone upgraded itself to technology that was already out  when the first iphone came out? So the new iphone 2.0 has GPS and 3G, it isnt new to the cellphone world. AT&T’s 3g isnt even faster then sprint’s or verizon’s EVDO so its not anything spectacular. Basically the first iphone should have never been released and this one should have taken its place. good thing its much more affordable than the first iphone. 199 for 8gb and 299 for 16gb.

[01:01] <@sk33t> 1guy1brush
[01:01] <@sk33t> thers shit in the toilet
[01:02] <@sk33t> he takes his toothbrush to the shit
[01:02] <@eclipse20> is there i havent seen it
[01:02] <@sk33t> gets a nice amount on their
[01:02] <@sk33t> proceeds to brush his teeth with that
[01:02] <@sk33t> overall, uneventful
[01:02] <@eclipse20> should post that on omg
[01:02] <@sk33t> not worse than 2girls1cup, but kinda disguisting
[01:03] <@eclipse20> review of 1guy1brush

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