Adam busts in through the door, “I’m fucking back!”

The imaginary people in the room look around at one another, confused.

Thinking surely, fucking surely they didn’t hear him, he repeats himself: “I’m fucking back!”

He’s panting now. The adrenaline of fucking pure awesome throbbing through his veins. Into his feet and shit, man. It’s wild.

After some silence, one says: “You were gone?”

If Adam were a balloon he would be deflated. FFffffffffzz zzz zz… zzz.

“No. No, I guess I wasn’t,” Adam manages to say despite the growing lump in his throat. The tears welling up in his eyes make it difficult to find the door and leave.

I

AM

FUCKING

BACK

Phelps wins 200 IM in WR times (6th Gold)
Nastia Liukin: Gold Women’s Gymnastics All-Around

Shawn Johnson: Silver Women’s Gymnastics All-Around

Some Sub 16yo from China: Bronze Women’s Gymnastics All-Around (She is a cheater along with the rest of the team)

Redeem Team Crushed Greece advance to the medal tournament

Astros win again 8 in a row against the Giants (7-4)

Unfortunately Eugene was sent down to Triple A Fresno

We’re not number 1. 🙁

Update 81508 12am: America is bax on top of the medal count 43USA 36China