I only JUST RECENTLY discovered that the Hamster Dance song is actually from the Disney Movie ‘Robin Hood’, the one with all the animals (which sets it entirely apart from EVERY OTHER DISNEY MOVIE). I’ve never seen this movie, or if I have I don’t remember, so a review wouldn’t make much sense. The song is ‘Whistle-Stop’ by Roger Miller. I’m sure a lot of people already know this, BUT I DIDN’T. CAPS.

i couldnt find a picture for an ‘i-will-fuck-you-up hamster’

xoxo

Naturally, I can’t read very well. Despite this, I (somehow) manage to write various things. Because of this, you may assume that I am making the assumption that people can read. Your assumption would be incorrect, but I would consider it a noble, if misguided, effort.

Now consider: to understand a word as it is meant to be understood, you should be able to find the definition of said word (still assuming you can read) and form a more comprehensive idea, i.e. : ‘The post was stupid’ could be translated to: ‘Used to mark a proper noun as something well-known or unique. Text that is placed on a Web site. Past singular first person. Tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense.’

It will occur to you (to me, since you can not read) that some of those sentences were not actually sentences. It may also occur to you that the substitution of empty spaces for periods is required in a reverse ‘translation’. More to the point, each of those definitions can be further reduced to the definitions of each individual word. This break-down could be further ‘broken-down’ and so on, and so on, until one very exasperated writer would be able to say, ‘Why the fuck did I do this?’ and proceed to cross-reference definitions. In this case, I would give each definition a little number and insert these reference numbers instead of the actual sentences. If the writer were to do this, he would be making his ‘break-down’ ever so pointless since, in essence, the reference numbers bear a striking similarity to the original sentence the writer endevoured to dissect.

The main objective is to hypothesize that the written (and spoken) word is, in itself, flawed and incapable of translating human thought as it is supposed to. To communicate, I propose we all dance at once another, gesticulate with our eyebrows, eyes, mouth, nose, flailing of the arms, legs…other places, grunts, and obnoxious screaming. We may also include various instruments and drawings. I believe it would take so long to do anything, that nothing would be done, and we would enter into an age of peace and failures of epic proportions involving everything we now associate with anything.

Traversing a similar vein of thought, if one had no eyes to see, then one would not be able to read with one’s eyes. One would be somewhat sad. That is, until one discovered braille. However, if the same ‘one’ had no sensation in their fingertips (or anywhere else for that matter), and if he/she could not hear, he/she would be in a very poor situation indeed. Throw in muteness, and you will have a fair concept of what I envisage anyone who ‘reads’ this to be.

Love,

Adam

xoxo

Bunny

Bunny

I see what you did there

Big face bunny

Bunnies

My resources, they’ve run out.

Dear diary, I have just begun my search for pants — pinstriped pants. I have located a pair of pant-legs that suit my needs, howEVER the cost is ATROCIOUS. Chad and Jody assure me (assure, I say!) that this is NORMAL. To find this STRANGE fact out has indeed shocked my good PURE senses and I am dreadfully afraid of what the world now has to offer my naive and SIMPLE soul. Dear Diary, what do you suggest I do? Please reply with the UTMOST speed.

Sincerely,

Your Love,

Adam

xoxo,

gossip girl 

burthdays is over. fuckin unix dirtyed up my fucking living room has taken the life of the computers of my roomzee adam. OMG FUCK the UNIX. since burthdays is over. its back to normal life SHIT SHIT theres a test on thursday in this stupid class. WHAT THE FUCK music industries what the hell is that shit. OMG WTF LOL. whats been learned over burthdayz, dont install the uNIX, if you ask if we should have a last round its probably a bad idea, dont go to IHOPs after the bad idea because its another bad idea, how to chaccaron (WTF CHACCARON LOL), THe chick at the FOXs and HOuNDs is HOT! Whatsup GIRL! JOdy is a fucking little CUNT. OMG WTF LOL, 2lessons up to this point int he semester is retarded its like week 8.in the end dont install the unix, chaccaron, bad ideas are bad, hot chicks work at fox and hound. even the one with like litterally no ass. WTF BEERPONGS WITH WATER!?!?!

MAC OS X is UNIX not LINUX fucking idiots at retail stores ie. Best Buy are dumbasses (hoorays i got a MACBOOKS its purty and black)

OMG WTF LOL MOVIES!!!

SHIT SHIT i didnt watch a movies o wells. i leave tha jody and adam on their little dates

First, we installed openSuSe, which apparently none of us knew how to pronounce, on the laptop in the end, not PCLinuxOS. That was only on the desktop before the Unix killed it.

Second, Death at a Funeral also has a scene in an apartment, which last time I checked, isn’t in a car or in the house. Plus, he forgets to mention that it’s a British movie, and they all have fucking British accents.

Anyways,

oooooooohuuu yehaaaaaa …. sea.. sou.. jhonn macarron.. yeah macarron nooon

Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron , ualuealuealeualeualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus…

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron,aliluliron,,

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Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron,aliluliron,,

Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron , ualuealuealeualeualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus…

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron,aliluliron,,

aluealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea,alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus …

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, n’ ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron,aliluliron,,

Chacarron, Chacarro,, Chacarron, Chacarro,, Chacarron, Chacarro

Chadrick is 21? what? For the longest time I was nearly certain My Dear Chad was perpetually 16. This news, albeit fantastical, IS A FUCKING SHOCK. Two OMG’s and one Special LOL Birthday

Don’t install the Unix, ’tis a fate worse than Death. James and I successfully vanquished one desktop computer and were on our way to conquering a laptop before we abandoned the project and installed PCLinuxOS. More will be done.

I saw Death at a Funeral. It made me chortle at several points — two LOL’s for that. Some events in the movie are OUTRAGEOUS, so three OMG’s for that. So if I were you and you weren’t me, I would watch the movie. Aside from inside-car scenes that some characters have on the way to the funeral, the entire movie takes place in one house. Despite how that may sound the movie was still entertaining. I’ll throw in one more LOL and an OMG.

IT’S ALL ABOUT MENTOLOGY

AND IT’S BUNDAY!!I!*!*!*!*!*!

THIS BEAST IS REAL!!! OMGOMGOMG

yeah…this is a rabbit…wtf

Jody said he’d write a review for Strange Wilderness, so I’ll leave him to that…JODY.

I was curious about what went into a fishstick so I googled exactly that. I found an interesting page with some dude complaining about how Gordon’s fishsticks are not plastic wrapped. It reads like so:

Hi Y’all-

So tonight for dinner I had some fish sticks with ketchup. They were Gorton’s fish sticks and the weird thing about them (besides the taste) is that when you open the box they’re like floating around in the cardboard not wrapped in anything. I think fish sticks are the only things in the whole frozen dinner section that doesn’t need to be inside some kind of plastic in the box. Since when can things just float around like that? What makes the fish sticks so indestructible that they’re not in plastic? And even if they don’t need to be- can’t the Gorton’s people humor us by pretending they do?

Anyway I don’t have enough furniture for my apartment so the room with the TV doesn’t have a coffee table in it. So I’ve been using this cardboard box since I’ve moved in. I write on the box sometimes when I think I picked up a daily fact learned from the tv. I think regular furniture is overrated. I can write on my coffee table. I can spill on it and not care. I never have to clean it. I can keep stuff inside it. People can put their feet up on it and not feel guilty at all.

I like cardboard in general but I don’t think it should be able to hold fish sticks inside without some kind of plastic wrap. I wrote to the Gorton’s people for an explanation as to why they feel they can package their fish sticks this way. I’ll post the response here when/if I get one.

ok bye

tOdd

My favorite part is when he describes his furniture. I give him two LOL’s. One OMG for get some fuckin furniture.

I’m going to see Cloverfield. I will. And then I’m going to see that movie about the king. Forgot its name. The reviews will follow. I can’t decide if I like Harry Potter or not.

This OMGCATURDAYLOL is going to be fuckin sweet.

Oh fuck, It’s Caturday!!!111!!!!!11!

Fuck, not cat.

Fuck you bunny. You no cat.

ROFLZ!!!1!!!2!!

LOLZ!@!!@#!

Yeah, it’s mother fucking caturday. ROFLCOPTER!

I didz. LOLZ!!!!$!%@$^%